{"product_id":"holes-in-my-underwear","title":"Holes in My Underwear","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEicheldinger comes an all-new collection of 100+ funny and thoughtful poems and illustrations!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor fans of Shel Silverstein’s \u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eWhere the Sidewalk Ends, \u003c\/span\u003eBob Odenkirk's\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e Zilot \u0026amp; Other Important Rhymes, \u003c\/span\u003eand Chris Harris's \u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eMy Head Has a Bellyache,\u003c\/span\u003e comes \u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/span\u003eand \u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eUSA Today \u003c\/span\u003ebestselling author Matt Eicheldinger's \u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eHoles in My Underwear\u003c\/span\u003e—a side-splitting, thought-tickling collection packed with 112 poems and doodles that’ll leave readers giggling and thinking long after they've turned the last page. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe poems range in style, including:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ean ode to an egg-filled burrito,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ean elegy contemplating life’s purpose,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea free verse about living with ADHD,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea haiku about papercuts,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea lyrical poem about basketball,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea narrative verse about Shakespeare farting,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eand tons more!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlso included is an author's note about the power of poetry.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you’re pondering life’s big questions or wondering about the origin of the pink blob fish, this book has something for everyone. Each poem was hand-selected by real kids. Who knows—you might even discover some more hidden meanings woven into the very\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efabric of the stitches. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eSo, what are you waiting for? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHold your underpants tight and start reading!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eISBN: 9798881603502\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43294083940470,"sku":"24027289","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0080\/1715\/0070\/files\/51MKmRMJgvL._SY445_SX342_FMwebp.webp?v=1776200312","url":"https:\/\/pitterpattershop.com\/products\/holes-in-my-underwear","provider":"Pitter Patter","version":"1.0","type":"link"}